Flying Snakes. 50 girlfriends. And Cannibal Chickens

Hola familia y amigos Life is good. Spanish is slowly gettin better. The gospel of Jesus Christ is freaking powerful and continues to change people's lives. Heres some stories from the last little while: Dinasour child We've been visiting the Familia Flores and they're awesome. The dad is a hugely massively ripped tattooed salvadorian man, and he passed some of his jackedness to his little 4-year-old son who is kind of a wild animal. His fist bumps are actually him trying to punch you. He's the kind of kid that anytime he has to traverse any stretch of house, he will full on sprint until his tiny legs cant keep up and he just trips and faceplants on the ground. While talking with the dad during one of these visits I just see this kid stomp out from his room on all fours, with his rear in the air and head towards the ground, carrying his triceratops toy in one hand. I watched in awe as this child confidently approached his bowl of cookies sitting in the mid...