drunk guy tried to kiss me #awkward
Hey guys I'm not dead but the room in the church with the computer has been stuck closed for like two weeks so I can't write on a computer so you're about to get some big stories very condensed: - Don't shake hands with a drunk dude. He might missinterprete your intentions and try and kiss your hand. Also probably don't touch a drunk dude at all he probably hasn't showered or washed his hands in a while. - Me and my comp visited some newlyweds and gave them a 3liter bottle of coke as a wedding present, and they gave us wedding cake. - A family tried to offer us their daughters as wives but I didn't understand what he said and all I saw was that the dad brought his kids into the room so I shared a scripture and bore my testimony. Sometimes the gift of tongues bleeps out stuff to accomplish it's purpose. - God helped me miraculously easily do way more pushups then I possibly couldve done on my own for the sake of a lesson. Note to self: 9 people times 10